get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.
please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.
It is safe to say that I will not be going to watch the weird gross whitewashing mess that is Exodous…
NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?
i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky
(disclaimer we haven’t researched to see whether the writers are Mormon aka LDS or what political stances they may have and we have not read any of them, we’re just laughing our heads off at these summaries)
“A transfer student from America comes to Ouran. Will she turn the Host Club inside out or will she simply convert them all to Mormonism? HaruhixEverymalecharacterintheserieswholikesher, onesided NekozawaOC. Rated M for mormonwritten.” (well I read the first chapter of this one and it sounds hecka weeaboo)
This one’s a GLEE fanfic “AU. An 18 year old Mormon boy did not fall completely and hopelessly in love, not with another boy at least. Follow Blaine Anderson, a young missionary, as he discovers scandinavian love and a mortal place for his heart.”
“The summer after high school graduation Katniss finds herself on a downward spiral of hate and bitterness, until a handsome Mormon missionary by the name of Elder Mellark comes and offers her happiness. Will she take him up on it?”
“Blaine Anderson has lived in Salt Lake City all his life, and has a secret he’s not allowed to even think about. When he turns eighteen, the church sends him on a mission - to New York City. Once there, he meets Jesse St James, who has never seen a Mormon that wasn’t on Broadway. Blaine is almost broken, and before long Jesse begins feeling things he never thought he would.”
“When devoutly religious Logan moves to L.A to become a Mormon missionary the last thing he expected was to be living next door to openly gay Kendall Knight. Logan is the ultimate challenge, everything about him is forbidden, untouched and pure; Kendall must have him. But how do you seduce someone who views homosexuality as a one way ticket to Hell? Based on the film Latter Days. AU”
Molly enjoying a chin rub.
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it